March 8, 2020

Happy International Women's Day, especially to my lovely and loving mother.

130      10

March 8, 2020

Lost my Dave & Buster's virginity.. and all my tickets to L.

53      2

March 5, 2020

Girl from the North Country: must-see musical for Dylan fans, even better party to crash.

49      1

March 3, 2020

The thirst is mutual, you near-sighted parrot who works at a bank.

125      14

March 2, 2020

Olivia and Charlie are friends with benefits... the benefits being peas Olivia drops on the ground.

103      15

March 1, 2020

New bucket list item: make a cat café my Cheers.

64      20

February 28, 2020

#tbt Alaska Thunderfun realness with @libberated. Happy Drag Race season premiere, America.

63      5

February 28, 2020

I'm no Junior's, but what I lack in legend I make up in deceptively great kitchen lighting.

59      10

February 26, 2020

You know I wouldn't post Star Wars except for emergencies. This is an emergency. youtu.be/u4hn1ahef4w

115      46

February 23, 2020

Utter dream come true. Thank you, @criterioncollection. The honor's unbelievable.

132      31

February 22, 2020

If you're bored tonight, there's a pretty lame rerun on.

68      3

February 20, 2020

He won't even look at me.

77      12