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by Bob Loblaw
January 1, 2020
She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law.
Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. You can control your bladder when you're dead! I made a huge tiny mistake. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. They frame my junk. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood?