Casting Call | Jan. 1, 2020

When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman..

You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Daddy horny, Michael. There's a girl in my soup! Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. The Army had half a day. She calls it a mayonegg. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you.

Everybody dance… NOW. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep].